If you’re wondering why I’m posting so little and whether I’m dead (answer: I’m not, I’m writing several posts a day on Beware The Frog), all you have to do is check out the number of blog posts about how Steve Jobs would have been spotted using an iPhone, and you’ll know there’s really not a single bit of news worthy of discussing these days in the fields #FF00AA deals with (which is not just the Mac, mind you).

OF COURSE HE’S GOT AN IPHONE! He’s obviously had an iPhone for months and hid it and he’s finally able to use it publicly and display it and make everyone around him jealous! Is that kind of information really worthy of everyone publishing the same picture of him WHERE YOU CAN’T SEE THE FRACKING IPHONE?!