Real programmers don’t use Linux. Or *BSD for that matter. Real programmers have seen into the heart of computers and they know that there is nothing good to be found.
Real programmers have run to the woods. They hide in fearful certainty, waiting with dread for what must come.
That or macOS. Depends on the project.
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